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When Suspect Wears Hoodie, He can be White -or Hispanic
I just love it when the media try to give us as much information possible about criminal activity. Take the case of this suspected bank robber, who threatened employees and did away with cash at a...
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Quick! Someone Tell Fresh&Co this is NOT what Poblano Food Looks Like
This photo has been shamelessly stolen from my friend’s FB wall If you happen to walk around New York City these days, you’ll likely find huge signs advertising the latest “vegan” creation from...
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Upon ‘Successful’ Run in Ohio, Taco Bell’s Quesalupa Goes National
Thanks a lot, Toledo! As part of its ongoing effort to desecrate Mexican food, Taco Bell says it will roll out systemwide its ridiculously named Quesalupa — melted pepper Jack cheese stuffed into a...
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In Ongoing Effort to Desecrate Tacos, Americans Invent the Taco Takeover Game
As if Taco Bell’s efforts to sell your children “make-believe” Mexican food weren’t enough, some genius has come up with the Taco Takeover board game, a “fun-filled” game that will make sure your...
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Ridley Scott to Make Movie About El Chapo, Of Course
Well, that was fast. According to The Internet, Hollywood director Ridley Scott is teaming up with studio giant Fox to produce a novel paralleling the life of escaped Mexican drug lord Joaquín “El...
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Hispanic Heritage Month is Finally Over; Now Back to your Regular Programming
I don’t know you, but I was frankly getting tired of all this “Hispanics are great,” “Hispanics are awesome,” “We are all Mexicans” rhetoric. Luckily, the month-long marketing fiesta known as Hispanic...
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Syrian Refugee Crisis: Whatever Happened to the Old Political Debate about...
Being Mexican, and having lived in several countries, I’ve seen my share of political idiocy and horrors. But as it turns out, nothing had prepared me for the current “debate” taking place right now...
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America Seems Determined to Have me Self-Deport
Really, Whole Foods? Kaleamole? You have got to be kidding me. Where’s the Mexican-jumping-out-window emoji when you need it?
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Tacos, ‘Turbantes,’ Trump: It’s all Coming Together and you Should be...
Tacos & Turbantes? Do now show this to Trump, please On the heels of informing the world that my people (i.e. the Mexicans) are nothing but a bunch of rapists and drug dealers, Republican...
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Pizza Hut’s ‘Ultimate Mexican Pizza’ Is a ‘Flavour Fiesta’ that Looks Disgusting
Remember McDonald’s German mariachi? Well, hold on to your sombreros, because now it’s Pizza Hut’s turn to give us yet another revolting concoction that it dares calling “Mexican.” Pizza Hut’s New...
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Pillsbury Wants you to Believe this ‘thing’ is a Taco. It’s not
From the ‘What the hell is this?’ archives As if Taco Bell’s efforts to sell you “make-believe” Mexican food weren’t enough, Pillsbury is now peddling the Chicken Taco Grande Ring, yet another...
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Waldenbuch-Based Ritter Sport Introduces Tortilla Chips Chocolate Because Why...
¡Guácala! I have never been to Waldenbuch, Germany, but I’m sure it’s a city teeming with creative people thinking out of the German box. Take the Ritter Sport chocolate factory, which is pulling all...
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Obama Goes to Cuba; Cubans Brace for the Dunkin’ Donuts Cuban Sandwich
It’s all over now. President Barack Obama is set to arrive Sunday, March 20 in Cuba, marking the first time a sitting U.S. president visits the island in nearly 90 years. And this, my friends, only...
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The Milwaukee Taco Fest Is all that Is Wrong with America
If you thought Cinco de Mayo was the ultimate Mexican-themed ridiculousness in America, wait till you see the inner workings of the Milwaukee Taco Fest, an annual extravaganza promising attendees “a...
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British TV Producers Punish Peruvian Tribe by Sending a Bunch of White,...
‘Ethan and Alex are sent to Peru to live with the Ashaninka tribe for crimes of laziness and being spoilt’ What to do with lazy, spoilt, disrespectful teenagers who do nothing but play video games all...
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This Coffee Shop Will Be Making ‘Margarita Doughnuts’ on Cinco de Mayo…...
It’s a full seven days before May 5th, but the marketing nonsense around the American festivity known as Cinco de Mayo is in full swing. Take Kane’s Donuts, an “iconic Massachusetts doughnut shop,”...
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Congratulations, PetSmart! You Win this Blog’s ‘Stupidest Cinco de Mayo...
So, ¡Felicidades! Note: Posting this as a screenshot, since I’m not sure how long the original tweet will last.
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Donald Trump’s Taco Bowl Tweet Brouhaha Proves Humanity [and Very Likely this...
I seriously don’t know what’s worse, if Donald Trump tweeting a photo of himself on Cinco de Mayo eating a Taco Bowl (whatever that is) to say he loves Hispanics or the avalanche of serious,...
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New Mexican Restaurant in Harlem Features a $17 Tostada Appetizer, Because...
“Oso: Our prices are not as minimalist as our decor” Awww, the wonders of gentrification! I remember when you could just go have a simple, no-frills, $1 taco around my neighborhood. But these days the...
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Mexican Government Responds to Trump’s Taco Bowl by Producing a 3-Minute...
¡Tómala Trumpo! On the heels of the now infamous Taco-Bowl Trump brouhaha, the Mexican Government has decided to address the insult by going into full-on diplomacy mode and doing what it does best:...
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